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if ur australian everyone automatically likes u 


me when i have more than $20


When your face just hurts.

Me: This movie is amazing.

Dad: Oh yeah?

Me: Yeah, when it comes out on DVD or whatever you old people do. You should watch it.

Dad: *engages Homer Simpsons strangle hands*

When I finally go to a Mac Miller concert..


When I wake up…

When my parents say I shouldn’t go to the concert & just hang out with them instead..

Walking out the door…

Getting out of the car…

Walking into the venue…

Realizing my seats weren’t as good as I thought they’d be…

Security asking me if I moved up…